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So I'm watching the new Season. [05 Oct 2006|03:01pm]

I noticed ol' Jerry is trying to bring back the Klan members and go back to his roots a bit. Steve is getting serious with his trying to help people. He's more helpful and not sleezy like Maury Povitch, who can't keep his hands off people. No wonder he's getting sued for sexual harassment. Jerry looks like he wouldn't touch is guests with a ten foot pole.

[14 Jun 2006|02:23pm]
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Anybody watch today's show? [26 Apr 2006|09:47pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Today's Jerry Springer featured a born again versus her stripper sister and her devil-may-care mother. Where do Bible thumpers get the number 144,000 as the number of people who are going to heaven? If there are 9 million born-again Christians in the U.S. (according to most news reports, though the number may be as high as 20 million depending on whose numbers you believe), those who are "saved" who have accepted Jesus as their saviour, why are so few going to heaven?


Today's Show A Classic [25 Apr 2006|10:24pm]

[ mood | Giggly ]

Come on, more food fights and Splooshing! I am sure that the wife can get to love cakes all over herself. She puts enough in herself!


[20 Dec 2005|10:15pm]


[30 Aug 2005|12:29pm]

Hi! I'm looking for an episode that I believe was called "Here Come the Hookers" about 2 girls who leave their cheating boyfriends for each other. I just found out a friend of mine was on the show. If anyone has a copy of the episode they would sell or knows where I can get one, I'd appreciate it.

[10 Jul 2005|12:28pm]

My cousin Earl got anal probed by the aliens. Can I go on your show? We're trying to get famous and make some damn money.

We're gonna take out the done UFO what molests people and kills cows tonight. We'll bring you it as proof either before or after we junk it for spare parts.

[03 Jun 2005|05:02pm]

[ mood | curious ]

Okay, I think a subsitute teacher at my school was on Jerry Springer. I WAS WATCHing this special on VH1 called "When Jerry Springer Ruled The World" and there was a short clip. On the bottom of the screen it said "Beefy Love Stories" and I swear I saw him with his shirt off, staring at somebody. It had to be him. If anyone has a chance to screencap the special, or has, can they post the screencaps here? I know they repeat those kind of shows a lot. Thanks.


Hello Springer Fans!!!! [12 May 2005|02:52pm]

[ mood | silly ]

So I called my friends and I got the details.

My friend Nikki was on the show a few years back because the guy she was seeing at the time was gay, but she didn't know it and so she was on there to be confronted. She can't find her copy of the tape so I cant give u an exact episode, but it was hilarious and I'll try to explain:

Her boyfriend was cheating on her with a MIDGET! (Dwarf) Whatever. LOL. So shes sittin' on stage and her boyfriend gives her the speech...We ALL know the speech from Jerry Springer...

"Nicole, you know I love you and I want to be with you...BUT {theres the famous word} BUT I'm gay and I'm in love with someone else."

Out comes his boyfriend "Carl the Midget"

Nikki freaks out and hurls a chair....Steve grabs her and the midget runs up gets thru the bodyguards cuz hes so small, and kicks Nikki in the SHIN!

LMAO! How funny is that? Wow. Been a long time since we saw the video. It was great. I mean picture it:

3 chairs on stage, 2 close, one far away from the other 2. The one that's far away is the one Nikki threw...then the Midget comes  from around his boyfriend ducks under a security guard, runs full speed at Steve who is restraining Nikki, and kicks his fat lil leg thru Steve's legs and connects toward the bottom of her shin.

Ahh that was good for a smile.

Needless to say she walked off stage and then almost got into a fight with an audience member during the end of the show, cause she was talkin shit about her. It is kinda bogue tho. A pretty 24 yr old Blonde Hair Blue eyed girl, replaced by a fat midget in leather chaps and vest.  (Nikkis boyfriend and the midget were into BDSM)

Hope I made u smile. Jerry Springer Rules!!! Wether its real or made up I don't care. Its a great show!!!


[10 May 2005|02:22pm]

[ mood | awake ]

K..What can I say about Jerry Springer? I love his show. And I try to catch it whenever I can. Heh. Its an hour escape from my fucked up life, to look at other peoples fucked up life. Heh. I actually know a few people who have been on there. ... I dont know what they went on there for, I cant remember..but I am gonna ask and post it. Cause it was funny as hell.

Thats all for now.


[10 May 2005|03:13am]
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